Half-Decade Heavyweight Magnetic Badge

Celebrate your five years of dedication.

Five years. A real, ungovernable amount of institutional knowledge. You've outlasted three managers and one rebrand. The plaque is overdue.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• for navigating five years of challenges
• you've built a wealth of knowledge
• for outlasting three managers and a rebrand

What it is: Years of Service · Milestone.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, hex shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.