Meeting Lurker Magnetic Badge, Coworker Gag Gift Gift

Perfect for the ultimate meeting ghost.

Joined the call. Camera off. Mic muted. Contributed nothing. Left at the minute mark. The badge is for the people who treat the calendar like a buffet and skip the broccoli.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• you joined the call but stayed silent
• for keeping your camera off the entire time
• you left right as the meeting got interesting

What it is: Demerit / Funny · Demerit.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, hex shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.