Microwave Crime Scene Magnetic Badge, Coworker Gag Gift Gift

A badge for culinary misadventures.

The fish was reheated. The kitchen has not recovered. Evidence: olfactory and overwhelming.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• for the unforgettable kitchen disaster you survived
• for the smell that lingered for days
• for your bravery in the face of reheated fish

What it is: Demerit / Funny · Demerit.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, hex shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.