Not My Problem Anymore Desk Decor

Celebrate your new chapter with this badge.

Someone else owns the inbox now. Someone else gets the 11 PM text. The pager? Threw it in the lake. The Slack? Uninstalled. Whatever broke this morning broke for somebody who isn't you.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• you embraced a carefree retirement mindset
• for stepping away from work responsibilities
• you've earned your freedom and peace of mind

What it is: Years of Service · Retirement.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, hex shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.