Plant Murderer Magnetic Badge, Coworker Gag Gift Gift

Celebrate your unique gardening skills with humor.

The pothos is gone. The succulent is gone. The cactus, somehow, is also gone. We are running out of plants for you.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• you accidentally forgot to water for weeks
• for turning thriving plants into sad memories
• you've mastered the art of plant neglect

What it is: Demerit / Funny · Demerit.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, hex shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.