Retired & Unsupervised Desk Decor

Celebrate your freedom from the daily grind.

No boss. No clock. No quarterly review. No mandatory training. No Slack notifications. Just you and the open calendar and a long list of things you said you'd do someday. Someday is today.

Hand this to the person who earned it:

• you finally said goodbye to the 9-to-5
• for embracing your newfound independence
• you've traded meetings for adventures

What it is: Years of Service · Retirement.

The spec: Magnetic 3D-printed badge in matte PLA. ~70 × 70 × 15 mm, square shape, designed and printed in Las Vegas. Embedded N52 magnets grip metal lockers, file cabinets, hard hats, fridges, any steel surface worth marking.

Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days from Las Vegas. Single units ship in a small kraft mailer.